January 2010
40 posts
i know people like this.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I took a Marketing Course so I’d like to submit some of my own ideas. The business cards have far too much wasted space so I want a calender on the back, people will love that and use it all the time. The newspaper ad is fine but I’d like you to get them to print it upside down, that way people will instinctively want to rotate the newspaper to read it. Pretty good...
RIP
nevver:
26, the last chapter of The Catcher...
omgyes. →
this girl knows her bachelor. i love it. →
Watchah-mazing.
thedailywhat:
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Tom Lennon, Nick Lachey, and Mila Kunis star in Jersey Shore: The Movie, AKA the last Jersey Shore parody video worth making and/or watching.
[cbs.]
Watchkeeping it in the family.
hitrecordjoe:
Sean Lennon’s NEBULULLABY
Sean just wrote a song. hitRECord is going to collaboratively orchestrate it and turn it into a short film. But for now, let’s just listen to this beautiful music.
WatchOh Conan, I love you.
thedailywhat:
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Surprise guest Ed Helms plays off Conan’s career to the tune of “Stu’s Song” from The Hangover.
[ttswco.]
headache.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”
Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”
Client: “No, like how many inches?”
Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”
Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide....
“I think this looks good but I’m going to have my daughter look at it too. She’s...”
– sometimes working in advertising makes me want to pull my hair out.
(via clientsfromhell)
on the wings of love.
why i love the bachelor #8,167. they had to kick off one of the women because she slept with a “staffer” while she was living in the mansion. GOD so amazing. the best part was that she didn’t seem to realize that sleeping with a producer you just met in a broom closet would affect her feelings for jake. she got sent home by the show. so awesome.
“I want the cover to be a black SUV driving through a field of flowers towards a...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
my run on Thursday is going to suck.
Thu Jan 7
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